這個歌詞很很符合泰勒的風格....
Ho Ho Ho Ho!
哈哈哈哈！
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
沒有任何事比一棵松樹更令人沮喪的了
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
拐杖糖與飾球都是些娘娘腔的東西
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
聖誕歌曲連續幾小時在我耳邊重複不停
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
聖誕節的歡愉氣氛正慢慢滲進我家牆壁
Now I'm no wiccan commie nut or nothing
現在我跟巫術共產黨還是其他什麼鬼的劃清界線
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
但還是有一個該死的節日我無法躲開
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
這個節日不是萬聖節，感恩節，甚至愚人節
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man
但它肯定會使每個男子漢出糗
HA
哈
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
要是我沒有喝的大醉這哪裡算什麼聖誕節
You know where to stick those jingle bells
你知道那些鈴鐺被人敲得叮噹作響
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
如果我不也去敲個幾下這就不像聖誕節啦
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
他媽的婊子都下地獄去了
If I ain't cockeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa
如果我不趕緊找個人來幹這就不是聖誕節了
Joy to the world and jack and coke
用屁眼跟煤炭娛樂這個世界
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
要是我沒有喝的大醉這哪裡算什麼聖誕節
Cause I ain't never anything but broke
因為我什麼都不是，就只是一個心碎的男人
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
每年百貨公司都擠得跟瘋人院一樣
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
充斥著虛假微笑，人人口袋被掏得一乾二淨
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
只是蛋酒的氣味令我直想嘔吐
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
這些七彩燈光他媽的幼稚
I think we collectively as a people
我想我們都是愚蠢民眾裡的一員
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
讓百貨公司賺進大把鈔票，到處充滿快活噪音
And tell the world:
然後告訴這世界：
"Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change"Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
在買這些他媽的可笑玩具之前，讓我們買一些和平與安寧吧
HA
哈
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
所以要是我沒有喝的大醉這哪裡算什麼聖誕節
You know where to stick those jingle bells
你知道那些鈴鐺被人敲得叮噹作響
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
如果我不也去敲個幾下這就不像聖誕節啦
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
嘩啦啦啦去幹你自己吧！
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
如果我不操翻這一切這就不像聖誕節啦
Joy to the world of getting stoned
用冷漠娛樂這個世界吧
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
如果我不用酒精麻痺自己這就不是聖誕節了
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
所以離這個天殺的聖誕節他媽的遠一點吧
HA
哈
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
他媽的聖誕節快樂！
(Hi Simon! )
Ho Ho Ho Ho!
哈哈哈哈！
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
沒有任何事比一棵松樹更令人沮喪的了
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
拐杖糖與飾球都是些娘娘腔的東西
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
聖誕歌曲連續幾小時在我耳邊重複不停
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
聖誕節的歡愉氣氛正慢慢滲進我家牆壁
Now I'm no wiccan commie nut or nothing
現在我跟巫術共產黨還是其他什麼鬼的劃清界線
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
但還是有一個該死的節日我無法躲開
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
這個節日不是萬聖節，感恩節，甚至愚人節
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man
但它肯定會使每個男子漢出糗
HA
哈
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
要是我沒有喝的大醉這哪裡算什麼聖誕節
You know where to stick those jingle bells
你知道那些鈴鐺被人敲得叮噹作響
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
如果我不也去敲個幾下這就不像聖誕節啦
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
他媽的婊子都下地獄去了
If I ain't cockeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa
如果我不趕緊找個人來幹這就不是聖誕節了
Joy to the world and jack and coke
用屁眼跟煤炭娛樂這個世界
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
要是我沒有喝的大醉這哪裡算什麼聖誕節
Cause I ain't never anything but broke
因為我什麼都不是，就只是一個心碎的男人
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
每年百貨公司都擠得跟瘋人院一樣
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
充斥著虛假微笑，人人口袋被掏得一乾二淨
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
只是蛋酒的氣味令我直想嘔吐
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
這些七彩燈光他媽的幼稚
I think we collectively as a people
我想我們都是愚蠢民眾裡的一員
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
讓百貨公司賺進大把鈔票，到處充滿快活噪音
And tell the world:
然後告訴這世界：
"Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change"Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
在買這些他媽的可笑玩具之前，讓我們買一些和平與安寧吧
HA
哈
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
所以要是我沒有喝的大醉這哪裡算什麼聖誕節
You know where to stick those jingle bells
你知道那些鈴鐺被人敲得叮噹作響
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
如果我不也去敲個幾下這就不像聖誕節啦
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
嘩啦啦啦去幹你自己吧！
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
如果我不操翻這一切這就不像聖誕節啦
Joy to the world of getting stoned
用冷漠娛樂這個世界吧
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
如果我不用酒精麻痺自己這就不是聖誕節了
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
所以離這個天殺的聖誕節他媽的遠一點吧
HA
哈
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
他媽的聖誕節快樂！
(Hi Simon! )